Sami's Letters

• I believe strongly in the 'bros before hos' theory. And you've broken it so many times. Like tonight. It might be nice to see you again one day, just not when you're dating someone.

• Thanks for keeping me attached for so long, I've realized I'm so much better off without you. It's nice to occasionally talk to you. But I doubt we'll ever go back to what we had. Oh and I hate 50% of your friends. I saw your dyke-y friend at target, she's lucky I didn't pummel the shit out of her
• You always make me feel like such a shitty friend. Even when I compliment you, congradulate you, thank you. It's just like I'm completely useless as a friend and person.
• Thank you for leaving me out. I now know who my true friends are.
• I honestly cannot stand you. I feel bad for you. I think that's why I'm so nice to you. I'm not even really nice to you. Sometimes I kid around, other times I'm fucking serious.
• I love you for being my first boardie friend. You are adorable and an amazing co-author. You gave me confidence to try and stand out on the boards.
• You are so cute :D Even if people talk shit and say you're gay. I don't believe them. I won't believe them ever. You are one of the greatest people I've ever met.
• You are a great rant buddy. We pretty much tell each other everything. You nicknamed me the secret keeper. That's what I intend to do.
• You're one of the coolest people I could've met at camp. I'm sorry you've lived a semi-shitty life. But you have me, and other friends that would fuck people up for you, I just hope you know that
• It seems like I'm always signing off on you, but really, I am just about to leave and up pops your IM. It's upsetting actually, we need to talk more
• Thanks for being the best I could ask for. Even though we scream 'fuck' randomly at each other, I still love you so much.. I love our midnight drives and making fun of mom and dad when they're drunk. Please don't move away to college, you can't leave me here with them.
• Thank you for wanting me to be a fuck buddy for you. Even though I rejected immediately, you gave me a boost of confidence. That someone finds me attractive. I'm sorry I'm such a bitch. But I don't do 'friends with benefits'
• You make me lol so hard. I'm surprised Pitts doesn't kill us. We honestly are the loudest people in the whole cafeteria, and she looks right past us.

And thanks to you. For putting up with my bullshit blogger entries
<3